01 - Preheat oven to 375°F. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper.
02 - In a medium bowl, combine cream cheese, cheddar cheese, garlic, smoked paprika, onion powder, salt, and pepper until smooth.
03 - Fill each jalapeño half with the cheese mixture, smoothing the top.
04 - Unroll the crescent dough. Cut into thin strips about 1/4-inch wide.
05 - Wrap each stuffed jalapeño with dough strips, leaving a gap for the 'eyes' near the top.
06 - Place on the prepared baking sheet. Brush lightly with egg wash.
07 - Bake for 16-18 minutes, or until golden brown and dough is cooked through.
08 - Cool slightly, then add two candy eyes or olive bits to each popper where you left space for the face.
09 - Serve warm.